May 31, 2013
May 29, 2013
April 19, 2013

OMFG IS THAT PATRICK?!

DID HE LOSE WEIGHT AND STOP BALDING/GET A HAIR TREATMENT?!

(Source: fobteam, via ahomeboyslife)

April 16, 2013
April 15, 2013

TWITTER WHORE RANT

Omg hi im a single dude in my mid 30s having a mid life crisis so im going to retweet every single person i follow and be annoying as fuck on twitter so i can get as many followers as possible on twitter…

no. its fucking twitter. get a life.

And the only reason i care so much is because your bullshit retweets are clogging up my own feed. I follow my friends because im curious as to what theyre doing in life and want to read the funny shit they say and see the photos they post.

I dont care about you whoring yourself out and reading a million posts from strangers that think theyre witty and hilarious…because most of the time they arent.